Upcoming Auditions for Kids & Teens
Goldilocks On Trial
By Stuart L. Sheely
***Please note this play both rehearses and performs online using the Zoom platform!***
Synopsis: In this kooky spoof of TV courtroom dramas that’s perfect for younger actors and audiences, Amanda Marie Locks, known as Goldilocks or even “Goldie,” is on trial for breaking and entering and destruction of private property.
A wide cast of fairytale characters serve as witnesses for the prosecuting and defense attorneys. To hear the Bare family tell it, Goldie should be found guilty. But an unscrupulous judge and a slew of unreliable witnesses — including a blind witch, a forgetful old woman who lives in a shoe, a dwarf with a nasty disposition, a skittish tuffet-tester, and a country boy so dumb he’d trade beans for a cow — make it hard to build a case against the gal with the golden hair.
With so much conflicting testimony, no wonder the results are courtroom chaos! The entire justice system is left in silly shambles in this slapstick one-act designed for laughs.
COURT CLERK.....................keeps things moving
JUDGE WENDY WIGGINS......feels motherly toward Goldie
PROSECUTOR .....................frustrated with the judge’s partiality
DEFENSE ATTORNEY............presents the best case possible
AMANDA MARIE “GOLDIE” LOCKS ................uses her charms to her advantage
MR. FOREST D. BARE ..........protective papa bear
BONNIE BARE .....................Forest’s wife; a real mama bear
WINTHROP BARE.................the Bares’s son; detests porridge
WILMA HAZEL .....................a witch who likes foraging with her pet lizard
HARRY “DUKE” WOLFE ........a real ladies’ man, ya dig?
PHOEBE HEELY ...................lives in a shoe; perpetually worn out
GRUMPY.............................lives with six other dwarves and Snow White; predictably grumpy
CLARA MUFFET ...................tuffet-tester; terrified of spiders
JACK DUDLEY KLUMP..........bean-grower; simple country boy
Schedule an Audition: Auditions are scheduled for Saturday, September 11th and Sunday, September 19th by appointment only ONLINE, EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Please visit this link to schedule your audition: www.supersaas.com/schedule/AlphaNYC/Goldilocks_On_Trial
What to Prepare: Either a short monologue OR a short story OR a commercial, OR some knock knock jokes.
For Those Previously Scheduled, Where Are Auditions?:
Auditions will be held online using the Zoom platform. A dedicated link will be sent to everyone with an audition scheduled.
Performance Guidelines:
This production is non-equity and there is no pay. There are no fees to participate. Performances will take place a online using the Zoom platform.
All times are EASTERN TIME
Mandatory Rehearsals
Saturday, September 25th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, September 25th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, September 25th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, September 25th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Saturday, October 2nd - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, October 2nd - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, October 2nd - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 2nd - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Saturday, October 9th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, October 9th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, October 9th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 9th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 10th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 10th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 10th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Sunday, October 10th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Mandatory Dress Rehearsal
Saturday, October 16th - 12PM till 1:30PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 16th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 17th - 10AM till 11:30AM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 11:30AM till 1PM - Cast D
Mandatory Performances
Saturday, October 16th - 3:30PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 16th - 4:45PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 17th - 1:15PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 17th - 2:30PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 3:45PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 17th - 5PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 6:15PM - Cast A
Sunday, October 17th - 7:30PM - Cast B
A wide cast of fairytale characters serve as witnesses for the prosecuting and defense attorneys. To hear the Bare family tell it, Goldie should be found guilty. But an unscrupulous judge and a slew of unreliable witnesses — including a blind witch, a forgetful old woman who lives in a shoe, a dwarf with a nasty disposition, a skittish tuffet-tester, and a country boy so dumb he’d trade beans for a cow — make it hard to build a case against the gal with the golden hair.
With so much conflicting testimony, no wonder the results are courtroom chaos! The entire justice system is left in silly shambles in this slapstick one-act designed for laughs.
COURT CLERK.....................keeps things moving
JUDGE WENDY WIGGINS......feels motherly toward Goldie
PROSECUTOR .....................frustrated with the judge’s partiality
DEFENSE ATTORNEY............presents the best case possible
AMANDA MARIE “GOLDIE” LOCKS ................uses her charms to her advantage
MR. FOREST D. BARE ..........protective papa bear
BONNIE BARE .....................Forest’s wife; a real mama bear
WINTHROP BARE.................the Bares’s son; detests porridge
WILMA HAZEL .....................a witch who likes foraging with her pet lizard
HARRY “DUKE” WOLFE ........a real ladies’ man, ya dig?
PHOEBE HEELY ...................lives in a shoe; perpetually worn out
GRUMPY.............................lives with six other dwarves and Snow White; predictably grumpy
CLARA MUFFET ...................tuffet-tester; terrified of spiders
JACK DUDLEY KLUMP..........bean-grower; simple country boy
Schedule an Audition: Auditions are scheduled for Saturday, September 11th and Sunday, September 19th by appointment only ONLINE, EASTERN STANDARD TIME. Please visit this link to schedule your audition: www.supersaas.com/schedule/AlphaNYC/Goldilocks_On_Trial
What to Prepare: Either a short monologue OR a short story OR a commercial, OR some knock knock jokes.
For Those Previously Scheduled, Where Are Auditions?:
Auditions will be held online using the Zoom platform. A dedicated link will be sent to everyone with an audition scheduled.
Performance Guidelines:
This production is non-equity and there is no pay. There are no fees to participate. Performances will take place a online using the Zoom platform.
All times are EASTERN TIME
Mandatory Rehearsals
Saturday, September 25th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, September 25th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, September 25th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, September 25th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Saturday, October 2nd - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, October 2nd - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, October 2nd - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 2nd - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Saturday, October 9th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Saturday, October 9th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Saturday, October 9th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 9th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 10th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 10th - 3PM till 4:30PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 10th - 4:30PM till 6PM - Cast A
Sunday, October 10th - 6PM till 7:30PM - Cast B
Mandatory Dress Rehearsal
Saturday, October 16th - 12PM till 1:30PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 16th - 1:30PM till 3PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 17th - 10AM till 11:30AM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 11:30AM till 1PM - Cast D
Mandatory Performances
Saturday, October 16th - 3:30PM - Cast A
Saturday, October 16th - 4:45PM - Cast B
Sunday, October 17th - 1:15PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 17th - 2:30PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 3:45PM - Cast D
Sunday, October 17th - 5PM - Cast C
Sunday, October 17th - 6:15PM - Cast A
Sunday, October 17th - 7:30PM - Cast B
